As he sits down, a large computer screen emerges. He enters a 147-digit code directly from memory, which activates the red phone sitting on the desk. Gecko picks it up and makes two calls. The men in the hidden bunkers that he called then appear on his screen. Though many miles apart, they insert their unique keys into a slot on an old mainframe in each of the bunkers. They turn the keys simultaneously, activating the wailing alarm and flashing red lights.

The wall behind Gecko’s desk opens up, revealing two standing mannequins holding swords and featuring large, red buttons at their crotches. Gecko stands, fixes his Armani suit, then proceeds to punch one of the buttons while hitting the other with a kick.

………..

Lee’s cellphone beeps that he has a message.

It reads simply “Permission granted to target the cojones!”

Love you work, can’t wait to see what happens next.

I formally nominate Psycho Gecko for membership in the Grand Lake Heroes League.

Permission granted to target the cojones!

In the words of the Cobra Kai, “If they can’t have kids, they can’t fight.”

…maybe that part was cut from the movie, but you get the idea.

My jaw literally fell off reading that.

So can we all agree that we have another nominee for “Best Episode EVAH”??

Of the people, Prime had broken out of prison, only the guy whose leg Cassie had cut off still stood.

Shouldn’t have a comma there.

Thoughts on the professionals sneaking away: they want to be away from whatever’s coming down from above, and then come back to attack our heroes while they’re distracted. That’s my guess, at least.

I’m picturing a tornado stricken field with people strewn around rather than buildings, and chaos everywhere. This is Epic.

He’d done better without us than I would have done alone.

I AM LOVING THIS!!!