Just got back from visiting relatives of mine who live in Missouri.
I’m largely done with an update. I’ll post it Monday night.
Just got back from visiting relatives of mine who live in Missouri.
I’m largely done with an update. I’ll post it Monday night.
You know what they say. Missouri loves company.
worst joke: here’s another. how do you fix a jack o lantern?… with a pumpkin patch
A friend of mine has a butler with his left arm missing.
Serves him right
ya well “i know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.” “What’s the name of his other leg?”
I know a guy with the last name Downs. I used to say his family had a syndrome, but then I realized it was a stupid joke.
UPDATE!
UPPPPDAAAATEE!
(In the style of Cartman from South Park)
Heh, I actually laughed at your one Gecko š
I had a friend whose name was actually John Smith ( I think his parents didn’t like him). His girlfriend at the time had the last name of Wesson. So inevitably they started introducing themselves as Smith and Wesson.
Okay, so, this grasshopper walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and then says, “Hey, I’ve got a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says, “Really? You’ve got a drink named Sam?”
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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar and the bartender says “Is this a joke?”