Basically here’s the deal. I’m not done yet, and this is my 18th wedding anniversary. While I’d love to finish this right now, I have this feeling that my wife will be mildly* unhappy if I completely ignore her for the next few hours (my normal policy for Sunday nights).
Other people would probably have planned for this and finished already. Those other people aren’t me.
* “Mildly” == “Very” in this context.