Owing to a variety of things, the current post isn’t done. It’ll appear later tonight.
Also, my apologies to everyone about the horrible slowness of the site on late Friday and Saturday. The server this is on got hit by a Denial of Service attack. As an added bonus, they then had to do things after preventing the attack to get the server back to responding reasonably quickly.
Hopefully it is now…
Ahhh, the old DoS trick. Pretty much the Achille’s Heel of the Internet, that one. Sort of a focused digital epilepsy, really. I can just see the server’s eyelids fluttering, eyeballs rolling up until all you can see is the whites.
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That’s why we can’t have good things. The U.S. government, with the help of Al Gore, goes and creates the internet, but there’s always some asshole who wants to make a virus or disrupt the internet or something. Why, assholes, why? Is not the internet our best resource for free international information, literature, and porn? Why must you assholes do this?
We must stop being pussies. Because pussies get fucked by dicks. We must start being dicks. Because sure, dicks fuck pussies, but they also fuck assholes. And without dicks to fuck assholes, the assholes of the world would just shit all over us.
Concept blatantly stolen from Team America: World Police, explicitly stated here by me, seeing just how far is too far when it comes to losing comment privileges.