10 thoughts on “Almost Finished…”

  1. ya well “i know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.” “What’s the name of his other leg?”

  2. I know a guy with the last name Downs. I used to say his family had a syndrome, but then I realized it was a stupid joke.

  3. I had a friend whose name was actually John Smith ( I think his parents didn’t like him). His girlfriend at the time had the last name of Wesson. So inevitably they started introducing themselves as Smith and Wesson.

  4. Okay, so, this grasshopper walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and then says, “Hey, I’ve got a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says, “Really? You’ve got a drink named Sam?”


    1. A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar and the bartender says “Is this a joke?”

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